thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
