I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i out mim tonsoeep
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