I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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