she smelled like a LAN party
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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