i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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