She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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