It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
