doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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