come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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