I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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