I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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