I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it was like eating out sand paper
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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