And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
