What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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