Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Randomize
