I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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