This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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