I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
