Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My dick has a subreddit
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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