This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
