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say what?
wanna hang out?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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