why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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