guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
