no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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