Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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