How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You left your phone here
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