I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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