Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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