everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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