She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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