Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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