Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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