I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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