she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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