you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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