ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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