Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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