I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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