i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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