life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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