he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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