I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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