Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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