Sry I called you an 8
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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