Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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