I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
