I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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