guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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