I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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