he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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