if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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