real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I had to cum in my sink.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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