Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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