You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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