So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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