At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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