My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Welp...herpes.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Is Oprah even human
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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