she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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