O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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