I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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