4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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